So I met Helen at the train station shortly after blogging and we had a Cola Cao before getting onto the train. The jouney passed pretty uneventfully as far as I can remember, when we arrived in Madrid, we caught the Metro (yay) and when we arrived at the hostel, we couldn't get into the room because Katie (Helen's friend from Bristol who flew over for the weekend) had gone out and had taken the room key with her. Anyway, we dumped our stuff, then we went out to an eatery not very far away, where Helen and Katie had burgers, and I had spag bol, but I was still hungry afterwards, so I had some of Helen's chips as well. Me and Helen were really knackered then, so we just headed home at 2ish, and went to sleep, with alarms set for 9am. At 11ish Saturday morning we got up, Katie showered first, then Helen and then me. However, by the time the water got to me it was luke warm, so I didn't bother washing my hair. We walked around Madrid, heading towards the Museo Reina Sofia (Queen Sophie Museum), stopping along the way at this "amazing" place where apparently they do amazing churros. I would not say they were amazing, sub par, in fact I think is a better description. The churros were not covered in sugar, and the hot chocolate could have done with some sugar. So tsk. Still, it was only 3 euros each. And I ate most of Helen and Katie's chocolate, at which I think they were impressed. We passed Plaza Mayor at around this point I think, not much to say about that really. Next was the museum itself, where there is the Guernica by Picasso. On the way we were most impressed by the Post Office, which is absolutely huge, and very impressive looking from the outside, although it was closed when we walked past so we couldn't go in and be wowed. We wandered around the museum for a bit, saw the Guernica, which was a bit of an anticlimax really, and we also saw a few Dali paintings, though not any that I knew.
After that we walked past a pet shop where we saw bald cats, cute kittens and cute puppies, of which a photo or two was taken, and then we had "montaditos" (basically tiny sandwiches, though I just know Ed's going to correct me on that) in this shop where you have a choice of 100. Obviously, I had the chocolate one, I also had Spanish omelette and roast chicken in like garlic mayonnaise stuff ("ali oli"). I also had a chocolate milkshake (some might say I overdid the chocolate on this day). Helen was still a bit peckish after that, so I had prawns and Philadelphia, which was actually rather nice, and another chocolate milkshake. Then we wandered around the shopping areas, not going into El Corte Ingles, but into H&M. I did not buy anything, though I did try on a skirt which would only have cost me 9E90. It was a bit meh though, although it was the same one Katie was wearing (lol).
After Katie bought a H&M hat, we went into Oyshga, or whatever the heck it's called, and Helen bought some stuff, and I just got annoyed because surprise surprise they didn't have my underwear size so gah.
Next up was heading back to the hostel, where after a quick nap I had a boiling hot shower and washed and dried my hair, and then we went out (I keep getting the feeling I'm missing out other things that we did, but I can't remember it all). We had a free shot in a pub, and then we went to the Irish bar, where we passed the whole night, drinking Vodka and Pepsis (diet Pepsis for Helen and Katie, after Katie had a Guinness), which culminated in us arguing very loudly at about 3am in discussing who was better: Superman or Batman. Me and Katie said blatantly Batman, because at least he doesn't wear his pants on the outside of his trousers, and he is less camp than Superman. Helen counterargued this by saying that at least he can fly and doesn't need a sidekick. There were many more arguments about it, but it all came to a halt when we left the pub and on the long way back we saw the Congreso de los Diputados (basically the Spanish House of Commons) where me and Helen had our photos taken and the guard was staring at us oddly. After what seemed like forever, we got home and at about half 4 got into bed.
At 9am this morning we had to get up, because we had to be out of the room by 10. At 10 past 10 we were handing over the keys and the like. We took a walk around a park, which was full of people rollerblading, but was rather chilly. Then we came back to the hostel, collected Katie's bag and said goodbye to her. Also, at some point before the shot and the Irish bar last night, I believe we also went to Plaza de Espana, where there is a statue of Don Quijote. Bit underwhelming to be honest. Anyway, me and Helen went to have coffee in Starbucks (by "coffee" I mean Helen had a juice and I had a hot chocolate with caramel) and then we went to see the Royal Palace, which was impressive. It looked a lot better than Buckingham Palace, and me and Helen were guessing at what they had in there, I was going for an ice rink, a bowling alley, and an indoor and outdoor swimming pool (joined), among other things. Then I made some witty comment about sheds BUT more importantly, I missed out the meal last night (this is turning into Ed's blog - no structure whatsoever). We went to what is essentially Pizza Express, though it was very nice. I had a cocktail which was orange at the top and red at the bottom, it contained cava, but that's all I remember. We had garlic bread to start, and then I had this amazing folded over pizza thing, containing serrano ham, mozzarella cheese and boiled egg, though I couldn't finish it all, it was insanely filling.
Yes, so, after the witty comment about the shed (it's a smaller building right by the palace, and when Helen asked what I reckoned it was, I said "the shed", not that witty after all, really) and then we sat in the garden, where somehow we talked about my old gerbil and mazes among other things. at half 2, we headed to Plaza de Callao, where Starbucks was, to meet Helen's friend from Bristol, who is in her Spanish class. She is called Alison and is studying Maths here at Complutense university, apparently in North West Madrid. She also speaks with an American accent. We had more hot chocolate, and then we said our goodbyes because me and Helen had to go to catch the train.
The train station was a nightmare, turns out the 60E tickets were "go" only, so we had to pay another 35E to come back. I was very stressed but it was all ok because we made it onto the train and the like.
Journey back was quite boring, I just dozed for a lot of it, Helen watched a film with Matthew McConaughey (or however you spell and pronounce it) and Sarah Jessica Parker, and some small child drew a picture for her, which she left on the train (on purpose, I might add). I forgot to mention that I half broke my suitcase on the Madrid platform, but it's ok, because we did fix it, although there were 2 people sitting in our seats who moved when asked. When we got to Granada we walked to the Gran Via, and then I got a taxi home, watching a bit of the Goyas (Spanish Oscars) with Pilar, who got annoyed because I wasn't sure if Penelope Cruz was Spanish or Mexican or South American (she is Madridian (I don't know what you call them) apparently). I also had some biscuits and chocolate milkshake, although now I have a headache so I think I'll be off.
I've just realised I've missed out many other things that happened, such as Helen buying the Madrid Starbucks mug and postcards (not from Starbucks), watching Poseidon on the train up, which had Freddy Rodriquez in (he was in Bobby, though he wasn't in Poseidon for long) and me and Helen kept thinking we were underwater. If I remember anything else I will tell you, I know how David likes details (you are name checked so much in this, I think only Helen is beating you). So chao chao for now.